Alyssa;) Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:38 pm
Amy<3 wrote:The Mexican people want Alyssa's taco.
NO WAY THEYRE GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR MY TACO!
I know how you can hide your taco. First, you need to spray-paint yourself a light brown color and dye your hair black or just leave it brown. Then, you need to grow a mustache and a beard. You need to run to Antarctica and live with the polar bears. When the Mexican people track you down in Antarctica, you need to run to Africa and hide in the forest while talking to trees about how much you love your taco. When they find you again, jump into the Atlantic Ocean, go underwater, and live with Ariel in her daddy's castle. The end.